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    What Do You Call Jokes

    Stalinís Office. When Stalin was in office, he once noted that there were mice in his study and complained to President Kalinin about this. The President thought for a moment and suggested, ďWhy donít you put up a sign reading ĎCollective Farmí? Half the mice will die of hunger and the other half will run away.


    CIA. The CIA is trying to get into Russia but they canít find someone who has Russian characteristics. They adopt a kid at birth and teach him how to drink Vodka by the gallon play the Russian guitar and speak with a perfect accent. The child grows up and travels to Russia one day where he goes to a bar. He speaks to the bartender in a wonderful accent. The bartender says you have a wonderful accent but your not Russian. Outraged he says of course Iím and he gets out his guitar and plays it beautifully. The bar tender says again your a great guitar player but your not Russian. Not happy he starts ordering Vodka by the gallon and chugs it. The barman surprised but not convinced says I know your not Russian because no Russians are black.

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    Not all jokes are positive, either. Some jokes are offensive—they can make some people feel bad. Some use stereotypes—general statements about people which aren’t necessarily true. Understanding why these these jokes are offensive or what makes them funny (even if you don’t think they’re funny) is a sign that you’re closer to knowing English like a native.

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    It starts out by setting up a classic type of joke (many English jokes begin with “a man walks into a bar,” meaning that he walks into a place to have a drink). Then it uses the other meaning of the word “bar.” A bar can be a place where you go for drinks, or it can be a long round piece of wood or metal.


    In this joke, you expect the “bar” with the first definition, so you think that the man is entering a bar to have a drink… but then how did he break his nose? He broke his nose because he walked into the other kind of bar—a piece of metal or wood—and hurt himself!

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    Before the Internet, jokes were mostly made on TV shows, by comedians, among friends or in parties. Now, thanks to the Internet, we’re all comedians! Social media websites, comment sections and even some news websites are full of jokes by ordinary people just like you and me.


    This has also changed the way jokes look. Jokes used to be a few sentences long. Internet jokes are usually shorter (sometimes they don’t even use full sentences) and they can combine words with images and short videos.

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    Before the Internet, you could set up a joke by saying something like “stop me if you’ve heard this one before…” Online, there’s no need to do this. Something about the Internet makes us want to make witty comments (comments that are funny in a smart kind of way).


    FluentU is a helpful tool to stay current with English-language humor. On FluentU, you can watch real-world English videos—from standup comedians, hilarious YouTubers, famous sitcoms, comedy movies and more—and they all come with built-in learning tools.

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    If it is something not offensive and really funny

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    There are several type of jokes, you have knock knock jokes you can tell to kids, and you have dad jokes to all the dads out there. On this site we also have some Jokes about the army, but if you want some short and simple jokes you can tell your friends we have ďwhat do you callĒ jokes. These types of jokes are easy to tell, and usually involve some good puns (remember to read some ice cream puns). Check this link right here now What do you call a jokes clean
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